Dildon't

[[File:298034_882038610611_22017975_40982881_3497905_n.jpg|thumb|354px|In a town where most say Dildo, one man says DILDON'T.

]] Dildon't (Dong Zhang) is a chinese super hero and vigilante that has dedicated his life to eliminating organized crime. Born in China, Dong was an orphan and spent most of his life in community homes subject to the hard life on the street. Having a rare gift towards technology and enigeneering Dong built many machines and computers in his young age, however for most of his life he worked in various factories and sweatshops owned by criminal organizations based out of New Roc City. Although he always kept his hobby a seceret.

One day at work Dong was sent to a sweatshop that specialized in resin and polymer casts for mass production of low grade sex shop toys. The chinese police were tipped off that the sweatshop was being operated by a foreign crime organization and sent a specialized task force to take the place down. The raid was violent and many of the workers died in the crossfire. In an attempt to avoid a shot gun blast Dong leaped towards a table of freshly poured dildo casts. This act did not save him, Dong was struck with three 12 guage slugs, one blowing his arm off and the other two blasting him into the table. Dong awoke in the bloody aftermath forever charged with Dildonic energy. His arm fused to the very dildo he died making Dong was instantly capable of harnessing massive currents of dildonic energy. Escaping the ruins of the sweatshop Dong set out to uncover what had happened at the sweatshot.

Dong vowed to avenge the years he and his people had suffered at the hands of the mafias slave labor camps. Using his technological genius and knowledge Dong constructed Dildonically charged computers that operated at hundreds of times the speeds of any proto type super computer. Dong was forever changed and begun to forge his life into a quest to use his knowledge and new found abilities to eradicate organized crime from China. Dong killed his way up the mob food chain until he discovered an interesting truth. The sweatshop he worked in was a proxy business for the very profitable import and export companies owned by a certain crime family based in America. Before he knew it, Dong was living on the streets of New Roc distributing his own brand of justice on the world.